I saw something like this on another site, but just add to the list:
1. When your parents asked what grades you got, you say you "Defied Gravity." 2. You know the words to every Wicked song 3. You get anything you can in green (i have green braces, green nails, green shirts, green iPod, and am looking for a green phone case :P)
-You go crazy when you see silver or ruby slippers (the other day I saw silver shoes that are half like the ones in wicked, all sparkly, and the other half was a shine silver silk with a bow and I bought them :P) -You don't like popping bubbles because your afraid G(a)linda might be inside -If you see a thick, old looking book you cause a scene and say loudly, "Is that...the Grimmerie?!?" and then you pick it up and pretend to chant spells from it, then make sure noone's sprouted wings.
-you keep coming back to this site -when ur friends say," can we plz talk about somtehing else besides wicked?!" -you dress up as either elphie or g(a)linda for halloween -you buy a pink frilly dress and put a pink flower in your hair -evertime you c a broom you start singing defying gravity -you start saying confusifying, scandalicious, etc. -you go crazy wen you c pink & green together -wen you hear random ppl talking about wicked and join them -you knw every single person who has/is playing elphaba and glinda -wen u start a war on utube on who is the better elphie or glinda
-You see Dorothy anywhere and feel the urge to grab scissors and cut her face out or scribble on it -You get really emotional when listening to wicked songs because you know the ending already -if you grab a pen and paper you find yourself writing out scenes and lyrics from wicked
-you've seen the show more than you should -wen you know every line, every scene, every word by heart -wen you wake up and suddenly realize ur room is painted green and your walls r covered w/ wicked posters -u start sending fanmail and asking 4 autugraphs and write 10 pg. letters -you go crasy wen u c defy/defying gravity next to each other in a sentence, banner, poster, etc.
(i found a funny pic. relating to my last suggestion)
-You hate every one of your outfits that isnt green, or pink without green on it -Out of nowhere you go crazy and start screaming, "I mourn the wicked!!!" -You braid your hair back like Elphaba's -You love black dresses like Elphaba's at the end -Your favorite dance is "The Elphie"